Taking photos of random people to mug them off online will always be so gimpy

#NUFC 2025/26

Oh look, Manchester United were not serious about Ollie Watkins. Given their valuation it was clear they didn't actually want him. Sesko the one they want...

This doesn’t stop Newcastle signing players btw

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Per Sully -United have told Sesko to push for a move. -Vivell and Wilcox in agreement that Sesko is No.1 target.

Christ

🚨 𝗝𝗨𝗦𝗧 𝗜𝗡: Manchester United DOES NOT have to sell any players in order for them to sign any more. — Simon Stone

That skint redundancy card they pulled out all last season was an absolute blinder.

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Don’t know how to explain it but he’s got the Sven Botman swagger of passing a forward ball into someone’s feet

🚨 Chelsea are still pushing to sign Alejandro Garnacho as well as Xavi Simons. Garnacho is keen on the move to Chelsea, but Manchester United are pushing for a deal of at least £40m. #MUFC [Alex Crook ⚽️🎙, Ben Jacobs]

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If you found out who’s trying to convince Sesko to go Newcastle, you’d laugh your cock off.

Please sign Muniz while we come and take Ederson

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Sunderland is known for? “Great club” Who are you excited to play with “everyone” Tears he couldn’t name 1 sunlun player 😂

This summer stings more than ‘The Anita Summer’ because back then we knew 5th was a flash in the pan and #NUFC were destined to be shit. Collectively, they’ve fucked up a glorious opportunity to push on - no better platform for them to build on than a cup win and CL. Idiots 🤷🏻‍♂️

Great finish get him upfront 😂