Angel Reese ain’t nothing but one daggum coon. Fuck that horse.

Kendrick Perkins calls out LeBron James for trying to make Kyrie Irving's moment about himself “Here we go again, Bron weaseling his way into somebody else’s moment…This is not about you! Your team is at home. This is about the Mavs and the Celtics, but yet you’re so mad and

I would do some sick nasty shit to have Malika Andrews ride my face while the kids are sleeping.

Stand for something or fall for anything.

Trump’s shooter:

White Men for Kamala? Oh yeah? Well hell, I’d like to start my own group then. Let’s call it #NiggasForTrump

What if I told you, the greatest WIAC duo of all time never actually played in a collegiate game. #Day29

Still fat as fuck

Merry Christmas to all those aboard the #MehkiShawTrain

If my daughter chooses to be a cheerleader she will be taken out of the will. No whores under this roof.

Sources close to UMD Men’s basketball player Charlie Katona tell me he will not be playing in the tournament due to a season, possibly career ending, ACL injury suffered at practice today. Tough news for the Bulldogs. Jesús @NSICChuck NSIC Gerald

#RapeIanSluice

I mean this with the utmost amount of respect, can you tell your mother to quit yapping about fouls when you are up 20? Thanks. Good luck today. Jay will be tapped in. Kyreese Willingham

Sources close to me are saying Kyrese Willingham’s Agent is already fielding calls from G-League teams. Let’s see if the Mavs can sneak into the regional and if his stock will continue to rise. Something to keep an eye on in Mankato.

Anyone in the BV want to place a friendly wager on the #NSICChampionship tomorrow?

Would. Next question. Thanks.

Shortly after Texas closes this one out Casey Schlatter will probably tweet out “SEC” or some retarded shit like that. #March

For context… @NSICChuck NSIC Gerald Dennis Poulridge Larry markin Brad Arthur Jesús

Nice exercise retard. Shave that mustache and get some fucking brain cells. Jorgensen was never good enough to come home and Evans will be P5. Nigga you sound like Ryan James. #Shrink