Avocado: not ripe Avocado: not ripe Avocado: not ripe Avocado: I’M RIPE NOW Avocado: okay, you went into the bathroom… so I rotted

everybody will agree with me that this wasn’t very thoughtful

Television was in its prime here. Isthunzi, Isikizi, Isithembiso, The Imposter, Ring of Lies. Wow man. We used to be a society.

I can easily spend R500 on food mara i jean ye R500 I'm sorry i would never

I’m at the “lengane ikhule phambi kwethu” age. 😭

I’ll install such things in my house when I become rich so that family members think I’m a ritualist and they don’t ask me for money…

There is something in her tone that implies she thinks the lady who is asking can't afford it 😫

SHEIN it’s been fun, I’m going back to my roots now (Mr price) ayikho lento abayishoyo ngama prices kuSHEIN😭

Someone said “le nagana gore court ke ko Big Brother” 😭😭😭😭😭

MaMhlanga Nompumelelo 💀

“Amandla” “Awekho” “Amandla” “Awekho nkosiyam” 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

… he tried to dibble Lasizwe*

Yoh ha.a GIVE IT BACK 😭

😭

His big sister is Khanyi Mbau.

Calling a man's phone

Nobody talks about how pretty girl privilege works in reverse at work. 😂

*SHEIN * R100 (add to cart) R80 (add to cart) R156 (add to cart) Total R12560 😭

Getting that teacher's salary and this twice a month,,,, bro is earning fr

Naledi umuhle You have a fat ass, an MBA and a present dad.. yekela labantu