Santa is always watching … 👁️ 👁️ He sees you when you didn’t shave 🪒, he knows if you’ve been working out or not 🏋️‍♂️, so you better meet his standards.

We all get a PE fund!!! 🤪

“Every time I eat pork I think about how cannibals say it’s what human flesh tastes like.”

“Someone had too much Tylenol, huh?”

Be careful what you pitch for

It’s a bubble. It’s a big giant bubble 🫧. It is going to pop. It is going to take the economy down with it. This is bad. I really enjoy Ai, but this is getting frothy fast.

Pop Crave so annoying when your manic husband gives all your lamborghinis away. hate it when that happens.

Statement from OpenAI and King Estate, Inc. The Estate of Martin Luther King, Jr., Inc. (King, Inc.) and OpenAI have worked together to address how Dr. Martin Luther King Jr.’s likeness is represented in Sora generations. Some users generated disrespectful depictions of Dr.

How not to disguise the identity of your witness

Is it a Pooh Bear or Donald Duck if I chose to a wear a shirt and no pants?

Hard to believe Meta is shutting off 1-800-CHATGPT, which has many millions of happy users. If you're one of them, you can migrate to our app, website, and browser to preserve your conversations. RT if you agree that WhatsApp is better with ChatGPT.

What happens when you drink 10 oz of Magnesium Citrate? I’m glad you asked. Buckle up. 12:05 p.m. — It begins. You down the 10-ounce bottle like it’s a lukewarm PBR at a college tailgate. The label says “cherry flavored,” but it tastes like someone described cherry to a chemist

“Your winning streak has ended. Your luck has run out. Violating the law is a losing proposition - and you can bet on that.” He came, he saw, he punned. Next level.

Just finished house of dynamite 🧨 and are you kidding me. Netflix really? Worse than the Sopranos finale. Do something. Cop out.

17 years since a PDF flipped the financial system on its head. 17,000 reasons for you to share this moment with your friends below.🧵

Somewhere right now, someone is putting on a halloween costume that will derail their entire career

Original Playboy Mansion with Hugh Hefner skeleton. 💀 You stay spooky Chicago. Playboy

Did he hypnotize her into it?