Bill Burr be doing random shit

Tonight’s paid Cardinals attendance of 17,675 was the lowest in the history of Busch Stadium III, and the first time they’ve ever sold under 20,000 (h/t Derrick Goold)

Steelers drafted Kendrick Green in the third round of 2021. Steelers drafted DeMarvin Leal in the third round of 2022. Yikes.

What a horrendous pick. Honestly can’t remember this guy making one noteworthy play as a Steeler. 🤷🏻‍♂️

The #NYJets are cutting former third-round pick Malachi Corley, per CBS Sports. The 5-foot-11, 215-lb Corley is a big slot receiver that has been compared to Deebo Samuel. Probably not the biggest #Steelers need, but did play with Aaron Rodgers last year.

Opening day at PNC Park and not on the road. 🏴‍☠️

People in my timeline still arguing about Kenny Pickett, Matt Canada, and the Steelers in the year of our lord 2025

So are the Pirates just going to start the season on the road for the rest of eternity? Come on. 🙄

The Pirates have not had an Opening Day at home since 2016. They have not faced a National League team in their home opener since 2022. Personally, I hoped one of those things was going to change in 2026. Oh well. Maybe 2027.

Roster moves: Oneil Cruz has been activated off the IL and Dauri Moreta has been recalled from Triple-A. Ronny Simon was optioned to Triple-A and Andrew Heaney was designated for assignment.

Could not care less about what Andrew Heaney was owed. It’s not even in the same universe as Rowdy last year and there are a billion other Pirates-related things to be “online mad” about. Just glad he’s gone and they can give those innings to someone else. 🤷🏻‍♂️

Steelers' final cuts: OLB Eku Leota OLB DeMarvin Leal Slot CB Beanie Bishop S Chuck Clark CB James Pierre OL Dylan Cook S Sebastian Castro WR Brandon Johnson WR Robert Woods WR Ke'Shawn Williams OL Max Scharping RB Trey Sermon DT Domenique Davis

The commentary around Heaney could not be more absurd. The guy has a 9.21 (!!) ERA in 42 innings over 12 games since mid-June. Should have DFA’d him instead of moving him to the pen. But yea, be outraged. #Pirates

So much for this SP having the Pirates’ number. Wow. 🤯

oh no Cardinals Lars Nootbaar kicks in another Pirates run to make it 6-0

Oh, Henry! 🥵

#LetsGoBucs

WHAT A PLAY BY HENRY DAVIS TO COMPLETE THE STRIKEOUT

Bump 😤😤😤

Fun stats from the Cardinals game notes: - The Pirates are 6-0 when Henry Davis homers - Jared Triolo is the first Pirate to have 5 consecutive multi-hit games since Starling Marte in Sept. 2017 - Andrew McCutchen has 210 career hits against St. Louis, top among active players