Is Batman your favorite super hero or is your dad just emotionally distant?

I’m about to start taking myself on extravagant ass dates. No one’s invited.

Hitting the pipe and forgetting about the carb<<<

You tiptoeing around your art and your voice, wondering why you stuck. You’re afraid to push your boundary. Say that, it’s okay. Then, every day until you do it, tell yourself it’s time to do something different with the fear instead of cower behind it.

This trend’s getting outta hand😭😭

Me, high as fuck, romanticizing my life.

I want flowers, a date, and whatever I ask for or imma get an attitude for the rest of November.

Or they use you for weed. You bitches can go take a dirt nap.

I’m supposed to be doing healing work rn. I meant to say I wish them love and light.

Imma go ahead and say that my drafts are out of pocket.

I’m gatekeeping for the rest of the year.

Every time I see them on some SJW shit, I like to embarrass the white women I went to school with on Facebook. I like to remind them that they didn’t associate with niggers in high school. Like, sure black lives matter Abby. Whatever makes you sleep better at night.

Lol can’t relate... I’m never happy.

If a bitch try to tell me what to do with my money, imma just tell that hoe to go get some more money.

Restaurants need to prioritize better lighting because the only reason I wanna go inside that hoe is to take pictures.

Did anyone else stop really fucking with Michiko after she called Astuki a jambo?

you still not det gurl!

One thing about me... I’m gone make an extremely obscure reference that only I and a niche group of random people understand.

Not religious, but I still celebrate Christmas because I’m materialistic 🤍

am I the only one who believes they're preparing their dog for its next human incarnation??