The greatest trick the Parking Apps ever played was to convince us that they would make paying for parking quick and convenient. - CS Lewis

If you grew up in the UK in the 80s or 90s it might be impossible for you to walk past a playpark in the dark without thinking of Funnybones.

I AM NOT IN AN ECHO CHAMBER I Am Not In An Echo Chamber i am not in an echo chamber

The most elderly in your church may be infirm and a bit intractable But among them you might well find the ones with the most experience of God being at work and the best at praying

My Christmas sermon this year is going to be called "When a Substitution works in your favour"

This morning I heard about a young woman at the church I serve meeting someone in Waterstones who was buying a Bible, and she suggested she read John's Gospel. Thinking of making the religion section of Waterstones a new outreach spot; lot less chilly than the High Street!

When did Kathleen Kelly grow that fetching beard?

The Egyptian Old Kingdom was a pyramid scheme. #LunchPun

Idea for new Christmas movie just dropped. Definitely not just a reboot of a 90s romcom.

"So they shouted louder and slashed themselves with swords and spears, as was their custom, until their blood flowed." - 1 Kings 18:28 Don't worship the god who forces you to bleed and sacrifice your children. Worship the God who bleeds and sacrifices himself for you.

Given some key words in this tweet, I'm surprised I've not been ambushed by an army of bots.

Mary, did you know the muffin man who lives in Drury Lane?