Needing a piss on public transport when you’re 20+ minutes from your stop is not chill

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Sausage sandwich with red AND brown? I’ll take 14 of those right now

Gym nemesis is a real thing. This guy mean mugs me every time he sees me and I’ve never even met him before

Is this too much to ask for?

i cant believe this app is free

Goodbye recruitment, hi again hospitality. Week one down and feeling alive.

Midnight cheese board but I just made 4 crackers with cheddar on

Had I dream I knew how to twerk

All I want for Christmas is all black foams

Something wrong with me, I have TikTok on one screen and reels on another. About to open twitter on a third

Lunch today : 5 pieces of Rocky Road, protein shake, cup of tea.

Coming to the realisation that most Monsters just taste like vapes

How'd you know?

I want a cigarette real bad, but in the voice of Jennifer Coolidge

Almost 10% into one piece, it’s taken me 3 years.

Chopper origin story is so mf sad what the hell

I only bought 6 large beers, 9 would have been better

What would make me really happy would be to sit at a bar where you can smoke inside, chain a few cigs, drink some average beers and just hang out.