Did someone call me?

This is the coolest thing I've seen ❤️ I wish i had seen it sooner.

Being in diagnostics means I solve puzzles. Today’s puzzle? Why I’m still single when I look like this.

Working with House is like being in a toxic relationship.

If I had a dollar for every time House called me useless… I could afford to quit this job and open a spa.

They keep me around for morale. It’s not working.

call me Dr Chase ‘cause I be chasing peace and not finding it.

My coping mechanism is public tweets.

dr chas

If sarcasm was a pill, I’d prescribe it.

Medical fact, Coffee works faster than CPR.

Professional life saver. Amateur life messer.

Call me Doctor Strange, because I’m weird and tired.

I'm bored again, should i go to cameron and say sorry?

Love is temporary. Chronic pain is forever. Choose wisely.

I should check on my straw page more often because this is so cute!

If I had a dollar for every person who ignored my medical advice, I’d open a free clinic just to ignore them back.

I'm drunk again 🤪🤪

Sleep is free therapy but i keep missing my appointments.

I love you.