The concept of spending 120 dollars and 2 hours to Waymo to San Jose on surface streets

girl from hs posted a photo of her outfit with the caption “very elle woods today” meanwhile the whole time she’s in operations

The stranglehold uppababy has in the Bay Area must be studied

San Francisco legalize open carry now. Not because of any crime problems but because it’d make my fits hard

I’m about to smoke weed before noon. I know for some of you degenerates that’s an every day occurrence, but for me it’s a personal failure that I find concerning on every level.

This is Alice Cullen

Every time I go back to Minnesota I have to actively suppress my urge to buy an F150

3 months paid time off next year lfg

This spurred me to throw out my Wire Box. I’m not even gonna look at what’s inside

Why is everybody that works on my house actually mentally incompetent

beast mode

The only women at my gun club are either trans or asian. Not sure what this means

he fucked up almost every single aspect of the order

I have the most beautiful cats in the world

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Lost thirty pounds and now I’m just freezing all the time

my neighbors are playing what i’ve done by linkin park as i smoke this wood i’m closing my eyes making transformer edits in my head

Buster bluth physiognomy

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Somebody’s gotta do it man