The most pathetic billionaire that ever lived.

What's more likely, a zombie apocalypse or you being trapped inside a burning Cyber truck?

wrong.

High Yield Harry soho oblast

LL Bean is short for Large Language Bean

I've never seen anyone tank their reputation faster except perhaps Rudy Giuliani

mia “Sushi chef is black”

Oh he’s about to ruin everything

My “For you” is like 80 percent right-wing propaganda. There isn’t an algorithm on the planet that would serve me that content unless someone had their finger on the scale.

This entire image is so grim lmao

Trump basically told all of his fans, “You suckers basically know this is fake money”. Lmao

Maya Luna I can tell u her pr manager sure isn’t in the room with us now

Chappell Roan's PR team right now

I think some version of this literally every time I drive a car. It’s like some form of mass insanity and the only thing that makes sense is that corporations force this on us when there’s a better way to live.

Eric Adams introduced New Yorkers to advanced technology like the dumpster and they immediately assumed he must have acquired it through nefarious connections with the nations of the Orient and indicted him for it.

This is like the Queen died on here but only for New Yorkers

“not so funny when it’s a democrat being indicted” it is. it is still very funny

This analysis remains undefeated

Absolutely incredible things happening on John Carpenter’s letterboxd account

Ken Klippenstein posts reported Vance dossier. Twitter quickly suspends his account