Well this is the wrong time to be awake on my first weekend off in forever!

I don’t know which I find harder to accept, ‘Insomnia’ was released 30 years ago, or that 1995 was 30 years ago! 😳

And the sign said "Long-haired freaky people Need not apply" I mean I wasn’t planning on applying even though I’m like grade 2 all over 🤷🏻‍♂️

Now where did I put that something?

Sleep is for the weak? I need sleep for the week?

Bit harsh *targeted ads* 🤷🏻‍♂️🙈

I feel so seen! 🙈😂

A nights sleep so good that I feel like I’ve hibernated! Makes a nice change ☺️

When you have 103 things going on do you notice 1 thing? Should you, is that one thing a priority?

Sod them northern lights. Us midlanders do alright.

#RockBanjo who’d have thunk?

On a Sunday morning? How rude! Even after escaping ambulance land dash lights haunt you it seems 😂😂

Quick walk for the dog, Bex off out for the day, soup made for lunch, casserole (to be put) in the slow cooker for dumb and sad to be fed for the weekend, and hopefully I’ll be home by lunch to recharge my social battery. (It’s definitely iPhone 4 not Nokia battery these days!)

Bex has a block calendar on her window sill that she changes independently, she usually ‘works it out’ by looking at her ‘what’s on times’ magazine rather than simply counting up a number. Sometimes she gets a bit muddled. Sometimes she gets it spot on…

Bowling and lunch date with Bex today. I am not at liberty to disclose who won! 🙈

That awkward moment when cutting your hair and the battery of the clippers goes flat… 😳🙈

I'm just a fleabag, nobody loves me Send me to rehab, somebody touch me x