#NotIronMaiden Cirith Ungol - Frost and Fire. Better than Iron Iron Maiden? Yes. Yes they are. youtu.be/qt6VebqhTUE

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Hmnmm...Seems we're upsetting people somewhere, as our account started playing funny buggers. All will be back to usual service soon. #NotIronMaiden

Still don’t understand how people can listen to Alestorm and appreciate it.

AC/DC is awful Bogan shite with basically the same songs spread over 25 albums, whose vocalist sounds like a blind incontinent asthmatic Rhinoceros with a bowel obstruction. Don't @ me, because you're wrong. #NotIronMaiden #NotACDC #PloddingDinosaurShite

Triggered.

"bOriS mAn Bad!!" "DoNt taEk mY LoKdOwNz FrOm mE!!" "nOrF KeRReA hAz tEh RiTe iDeA" "Y R U sTiLl gOinZ oUtSiEd Im RePoRtN U!!!" "cHiNa aTe mY NaNaZ 5G pOwErD gOlDFisH" "AliEnZ r KiLlIn R NHS!!!"

Can’t believe people fall for this shit.

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One the our more weirder beliefs about extreme metal. Even though we at Not Iron Maiden HQ LOVE early Big Country and Saor equally.

I don’t get this “even exploring evil or Nazi imagery in black metal is wrong.” It’s fucking black metal it’s supposed to explore mature and esoteric themes from a dynamic range. Acting like the nazis never existed and shunning them away will just add to their pathetic mystique.

No they're not, you ginger throbber. #NotIronMaiden

Listening to Iron Maiden doesn't get you laid. #NotIronMaiden