Ben & Jerry’s went woke when they wouldn’t give us the flavor we demanded.

THE FIRST UKRAINIAN AIRCRAFT CARRIER! 🤣🤣🤣

Ukraine could’ve launched the attack on civilian population centers, like Russia does to them daily. Instead, they chose a strictly military target - the very bombers being used to kill Ukrainian civilians. A brilliant operation solely designed to defend their own people.

CBS: “Do tariffs affect your businesses?” MUSK: “A little bit.” CBS: “You were a foreign student. How do you feel about Trump banning them?” MUSK: “Let’s stick to spaceships.” 🤷🏻‍♂️ CBS: “I was told anything’s good.” MUSK: “No.” 🤔😬

That's why it worked.

🇺🇦😎 Russia thought it could just shell us, kill us, and demand something in the language of ultimatums. But we are capable of eliminating the threat where it is needed, — Yermak

Did you say “Thank you” even once, JD Vance?

MAGAs

Jake Tapper really blew this one. After all his "extensive research," he somehow missed that Joe Biden was dead in 2020 and replaced by a mindless, soulless robotic clone. 🥴

Another Putin lover having a bad day.

“One more question, sir. You wrote a book about the former president's cognitive issues, but the current president posted that the former president was executed in 2020 and replaced by a mindless, soulless robot with cancer. What am I missing here?”

Law firms that buckled to Trump are losing major clients, including Microsoft, Oracle, McDonald’s, Morgan Stanley, an airline, and a pharmaceutical company. They are concerned about trusting firms that struck deals because those firms weren’t willing to stand up to Trump. (WSJ)

The Washington Examiner (the conservative news outlet) reports that Stephen Miller screamed: "What do you mean you're going after criminals? Why aren't you at Home Depot? Why aren't you at 7-Eleven?" Kinda blows up the narrative that they care about public safety.

I hate to agree with Taco Trump, but Biden does appear to be robotic here. 👇

Trump spews out bullshit and Hawley gladly swallows it.

Don’t worry, they are just keeping all of our data safe in case we lose it.

This looks like it could be the blockbuster hit of the summer movie season! #StephenMiller

If Chemtrails aren’t real, explain this.