1. The key to having a good birthday is decentering people even your friends 🙏🏽

Sometimes you just have to say some shit that makes your girl happy 😂

6 sisters equals to 6 haters plus the mother then it’s 7 haters, she dodged 7 bullets.

We need to treat youth unemployment as the national disaster it is 💔

‘solo’ and ‘performative’ in the same sentence??? so who’s the audience? myself?

Gotta eat pasta in italy, croissant in paris, burger in united states, sushi in japan, tacos in mexico, shawarma in lebanon, paella in spain, poutine in canada, kimchi in south korea, curry in india, pho in vietnam, fondue in switzerland and fish & chips in united kingdom.

Uyinene would have been turning 26 today.💜

"Your generation is very technologically advanced" *Me trying to delete a blank page in word document:

My ducks may not be in a row, but at least they're having fun. Your ducks probably hate you for making them line up like that.

One day I’ll take my colleagues to a boxing gym (under the guise of team building) and do what needs to be done.🙏🏾

Not everyone should be allowed in your home, and even fewer people should know where you live.

I had Pedros, Chicken Licken, Honchos all in one day. Then closed it off ngeMc Flurry. It was my first pay check, new job shandis😌🥹🫰🏾Ngisebenza kanzima kabi

I think police should normalize arresting men that pee on the road.

I keep on stopping to stare at this picture each time,it’s so perfect

you are not leaving with that guy from the club sorry, we going home

Ngl clothes shopping isn't enjoyable when you're with other people 😭

Me venting to my mom: Her: They’re JEALOUS

- Gym - Male Nurses - A man that has loyalty discount cards - Broke Men - A man that can't Shela - A man that has a toolbox - A man that gets bitten by a mosquito - A broke man that has an iPhone - A man that doesn't want to thwala or engage in the dark arts for money