not me desperately trying to find somewhere open for botox before the new year. what kind of mental crisis is this one

oh

ok fine it was my birthday

everyone please look at this thread i don’t know whether im crying of laughter or fear

someone just grok’d me into a bikini so everyone say thank you random man for never having a nice picture ever again

eating a sandwich at midnight: ‘im bulking for when i join the gym next week’

found this pic on my phone so it’ll do for a classic late night unscheduled bridgey hello

going to get a boyfriend so i can find out if i have sleep apnea

hey everyone it’s old bridg

i always mix up idris elba and ansel elgort

i solemnly swear to never to get an infinity bridesmaids dress again

must the can collectors do it at 11pm outside my window

who up sending ‘r u mad at me’ to dealers on signal

something truly insane has just happened and none of my moots are awake

come To Fitzroy if you want to fight

hi everybody what’s the good news