How do I convince Lucy to go to a punk show--

I swear if this is those college kids again I'm leaving Twitter--

Angels hate me. Demons fear me. Lately I've been spending a lot of mental energy trying to figure out if I actually am going to die when the whole Rapture thing shakes out--

I'm going to pretend the passing of time is irrelevant for the next 60 days-

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

It's only a 15 hour drive to Disneyland Lucy can we go--

Really I just want to go to Disneyland to meet Captain Marvel yes I'm queer how did you know?

And I havent even mentioned the satanist club that tracked me down once--

I still think it's very funny that Christians can be so homophobic when most of the ineffable beings I've bet are fruity as fuck

The bisexual experience is watching Doctor Who for The Doctor AND his companion

Jesus fucking Christ is there no escaping them--

Man I wish Good Omens was true my life would've been so much better-

I COULDVE BEEN WARLOCK???

"Angels aren't occult, we're ethereal" did Lucy ghostwrite this?

If Luce full names me one more time--

what doesn’t kill you leaves disfiguring scars. what doesn’t kill you fills you with paralyzing self—hatred. what doesn’t kill you makes you afraid for the rest of your life. what doesn’t kill you might make you kill them.

It was getting too damn long... #NewProfilePic

Who the hell is "Gideon Nav"