Hello Twitter I am now single

Had to delete my previous tweet, y'all tysm for having my back but he said it as a joke, I thought it was funny, apparently it didn't read that way on twitter :/

I wish she was exaggerating, but Unbound™ doesn't make this vibrator anymore 💔💔💔

PLZ ANY COMPANIES THAT HAVE RUMBLY VIBES THAT AREN'T LIKE... JACKHAMMERS MY DMS ARE OPEN I WILL HAPPILY PROMOTE YOUR PRODUCT THIS IS A HUGE LOSS!!!!! Dame Products Bellesa

Mariel Salcedo

Today I found out you can buy a fancy parakeet at pet smart for only $23.99 and now I will not know peace until I get one

SEEKING ASYLUM IS LEGAL

If my mom continues talking about how proud she is of how little she eats during this 12 hour car ride, I will ladybird myself.

So proud to love Mariel Salcedo

For the first time in my life, I’ve been exercising without the goal of altering my body and just for the sake of wellness and feeling good and boom - my ass is getting fatter AMEN

Tik Tok is trying to silence me

I can’t wait for Sunday to see which house all the bama rush girls on tik tok got into

We MUST talk about how weebles wobble, but they don’t fall down

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Those who slander the name of my lord and savior (Taylor Swift) are no friends of mine