He does not have "issues", young lady. "Happy accidents". "Happy accidents" is what he calls them. And would she WANT presents from a man that breaks into her home? This "Santa" sounds like a serial vandalizer.

No, he is not stupid. Just not all there sometimes! Most times. ...All the time.

MILLIONS OF HOUSEHOLDS ALL LET HIM IN? WHILE YOU'RE ALL SLEEPING?

💥 ...Is that a Chance reference or-

💥 I should do a solo on this account as jumping off points for some Story-based RP's! That'd be super cool, actually. Would anyone read them?

💥 AH fair Carry on then-

💥 Writer is so, hilariously sick. Pain. The world is pain.

He has so many thoughts -

uH. He wasn't aware he was doing a presentation-.

WHAT DOES THIS MEAN?

U-Uh. 👉👈...