A lovely feel being called a cunt by your own mum.

If anyone else is allergic to Tories I would avoid Broad street today.

Running home drunk listening to the 1975 seems to have become a routine :( :) :/ :/ ) :( :/ :) :) :) :/ :( :) :( :(

Freshers flu is really starting to get me down after two weeks.

Let's cook.

#TBT A year ago in #NewYork with Patrick Stewart #selfie ? Not exactly. Follow the photographer Andy Gotts for more.

My roomates are the messiest fuckers in the universe.

Thank God it's Frogday

This is the best username ive ever seen !!!!!!!!! :)

First day of principle photography on the Derek special. Thus, up at cunting twat O'Clock.

Any clue when the Xbox live update will be up Rainbow Six Siege X