im going to sleep ngl

I will stop that microwave at 0:01 NOBODY GOT TIME for all dat Hooting & Hollering😭😭😂

جدولي اليومي

You can't manipulate someone who isn't desperate to be liked.

I want a bowl of fruit and to go on a Walk with you

If your whole heart wasn't in it, I know a piece of it was

The greatest blessing in the world is when women start asking you random questions

One hour wait for 3Fils is crazy, are they giving out free chutoro nigiris or what

TL asleep? Me n who fr

That shit say 26 minutes?

how silly of me to forget that im living a life i once only dreamed of

I’ve gotten so fast at folding my laundry and that’s on #GROWTH

Second cup of coffee for the day and it ain’t even 3 yet 👎🏻 (I hate capitalism)

Me right before devouring a double cheeseburger after being on a diet for a day

فديت بوظبي والله

اللي بيقول تصوير امهات بينرقع بلوك 👍🏻 توني طالع من الدوام قبل شوي و رْاقه وياي