EmNortonNYC
@nortonnyc
Sarcastic. If you can make me laugh I’ll forgive a whole lot. Cancer survivor. Team Blue.
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20-09-2019 17:36:35
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I was at a bar alone yesterday when the bartender said, “Hey, check this message from my sister.” He showed me his phone and it read, “Under no circumstances should you get into a conversation with the guy sitting on your right.” Men, if you’re ever in a position to do something
I think the only solution to this is for every woman with heavy periods to start saving their largest clots in a ziplock baggie and mailing them to whoever agrees with this bill every single month. With a note attached “wasn’t sure if I should flush this or not, please confirm.”
when my 4-year-old’s daycare held a “lunch with mom” event, every single mom showed up. we all have other jobs, which is why our kids are in daycare. but we took off work or found a way to get there in the middle of the day. now, they’re doing an event for the dads … at 6:30 in