The comments in this tweet are killing me!

32 years ago? 32? Omg I’m old.

Knock off Post-it notes are the worst. They never stick. And they make me think they never heard of the person who invented a special kind of glue.

Auto Trader and Michaels. The two e-newsletters you can never unsubscribe from no matter how many times you try.

I’m pretty close to having this account be used solely for screaming about gas prices every day. WTAF.

One of the perks to your body no longer liking alcohol, is waking up after a night out with no hangover.

Came here to complain about gas prices again and see everyone talking about the game. Guess I better get home.

Edmonton police seek public's help to find missing 12-year-old Jessie Coyote left Aldergrove School in Edmonton at 3:25 p.m., on Wednesday, and didn’t return home. Police describe Coyote as an Indigenous boy, about 4’11” tall with a slim build. edmontonjournal.com/news/local-new… #yeg

It was so fun watching the Edmonton Oil Kings win the #WHLChampionship last night. Big congratulations!

This is Douglas. He saw you engage in brief conversation with the mailman. Can't believe you were fraternizing with the enemy. 12/10 keep your friends close and your mailmen closer

The sky was gorgeous tonight.

We’ll that blew over #ShPK very quickly. #ABStorm

Note to self: Add cash to the emergency kit.

Before the mosquitoes attacked.

Wow what a joke #ticketmaster. Went to buy concert tickets and the only tickets available are from resale tickets going for $200-$500 each. I don’t love any artist that much to pay those prices. Looks like all the scalpers got in on the pre-sale. #LukeCombs

Which #yeg or #shpk liquor store has the best selection of single serve items? I’m doing an event where each guest will have a glass or two (or a can or two, as it may be) of their favourite beverage.

i can’t believe this needs to be said but if ur bit by a snake PLEASE don’t bring the snake to the ER with u

Members of the public not impacted by all area wildfires at this time are asked to please not travel to try and see or watch the fires and to keep the roads clear for emergency crews. Thank you. #shpk #strathco #abroads #yegtraffic 511 Alberta

Update with map: This alert is for everyone in the area between west of Highway 21 and east of Range Road 232, and south of township Road 522 and north of Highway 14. This includes Silver Birch Estates and Colchester Lane. #shpk #strathco