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jonathan

@normaljonathan

jonathan

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If this scene in ā€œLady Birdā€ was filmed today, Christine would be a Red Scare femcel and Timothee would be reading Julius Evola

If this scene in ā€œLady Birdā€ was filmed today, Christine would be a Red Scare femcel and Timothee would be reading Julius Evola
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(Seeing a man commit suicide by blowing his head off with a shotgun) Me: my god… the horror People who are into movies: this is like a famous scene from the movies 🤯

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(running out of things to talk about on a first date) have you ever sat in a wheelchair before? and felt the grease on it.

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(Trying to come up with a race in Star Wars) they have… BLUE skin 😱and… RED eyes 😳 andandand….šŸ¤” OTHERWISE NORMAL FEATURES šŸ¤Æā€¦ well, except for there penis šŸ˜

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The best part about buying a Diet Coke and a puck of Zyns at the gas station is leaving the gas station with a Diet Coke and a puck of Zyns

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Sigh… I’m so bad at gum… I know you’re not supposed to swallow it but it tastes sooooo good šŸ˜– why can’t I do anything right….

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We had social media when I was a kid. It was called ā€˜the Bar’ and you would be social and say ā€˜Me need A beer’ to the bartender

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I ate at church’s chicken and then I threw up in my bathtub and the roaches in my apartment started eating the vomit and they died lol