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@normalguycaruso

i am 1OO years old

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5 months ago

Budweiser- “Split the B”

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5 months ago

I love splitting the B on a Budweiser

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5 months ago

These guys didn’t even come close to splitting the B

These guys didn’t even come close to splitting the B
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5 months ago

I could split the B here easy

I could split the B here easy
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5 months ago

Glurpo, the world's only underwater clown, c.1960. 🤡

Glurpo, the world's only underwater clown, c.1960. 🤡
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4 months ago

Porno parody “28 Seconds Later”

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4 months ago

Big back behaviour

Big back behaviour
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4 months ago

My punishment is to polish 5OO wine glasses

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4 months ago

“LETS GOOOO” is just the “Yippie!” of this era

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3 months ago

Any of the homies wanna get together and play in da leaves??!

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2 months ago

My mom when I was a kid - SpongeBob bad guy pants are gay

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a month ago

Fellas, idk who needs to hear this but you need to be sending your girlfriend more emails

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21 days ago

5 dollars is one of the most classic amounts of dollar

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15 days ago

Hey I think I see some 35 year olds over there

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15 days ago

The whole world is crashing out

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15 days ago

Livin that buffoon lifestyle

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12 days ago

Certain numbers I won’t press on a microwave like 9

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12 days ago

I’ll ride a bottle of hand soap into the GROUND

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11 days ago

This chess shit easy as friq

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7 days ago

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