How do I tell her she wasn’t accepted into any of the kindergartens?

Really kept up my facade as a well adjusted person openly crying and laughing to myself, on the street, trying to jog, while listening to Sunset by @jessiecave

Just posted a photo @ Deep Deep In My Brain instagram.com/p/CS7_-hSjZQ-/…

Me, eating a burrito on the street. Stranger: hey, what’s that? Me: a burrito from Cesar’s Empanadas Stranger: thank you Guess I’m an influencer now.

TUNA: The Pilot Welcome to the weird and wonderful web series world of TUNA, created by LindseyDresbach, Rachel Eddy & myself! hope you're hungry! youtu.be/4fkQAewmNZY -------------- #womenincomedy #sketch #sketchcomedy #webseries #tuna #tunasalad #womeninfilmmaking

Writing stage directions like: A buzzer does what it does, which is it buzzes. A buzzer buzzes. There is a buzz. Buzz. idk wut's good but maybe something could make the moment end and we go to something else.

Episode 2 of TUNA out today! Amy(s), this fan mail is for you Amy Schumer AtHomeWithAmySedaris AmyPoehlerSmartGirls!! #sketchcomedy #brooklyncomedy #womenincomedy #tunaincomedy youtube.com/watch?v=3w9eXu…

Girl With The Pearl Earring remake: Girl With the Single AirPod A real will they, won’t they between Girl and the Otolaryngologist. Based less on a painting and more on a poor life choice of putting AirPod in washing machine.

Another day, another TUNA! In this episode, the ladies try to shop at Trader Joes. Good fricken luck. #comedy #womenincomedy #sketch #tuna #TraderJoes Rachel Eddy m.youtube.com/watch?v=5N2pvl…

The season finale of TUNA is here. I love this claustrophobic-weird-silly show we made! See how it ends... #womenincomedy #tuna #Comedy #sketchcomedy youtube.com/watch?v=GVVJYr…

caught myself earnestly sing/saying “this life has taken its toll on me” to the tune of This Love by Maroon 5 so… remix or put myself to sleep?

Donut Donut Scene in Succession - they said it was just cut for time.

She’s also TERRIBLE in a group project. Happy Halloween.

Being a WOMAN in STEM is going cord to adapter to computer to charge your vape cuz you’ve lost the brick…or as it’s know in Latin: “et charger butt”

Hour of Gucci: a relatable, grounded story about getting even and how-to guide for taking a bath

When you’re trying to flirt, but you mistake anthrax for arsenic.

Idk if I care about the idea of soul mates but this couple holding hands in bucket hats with same placed calf tattoos is making me think.

Do we think people would be more wary of having kids if cats had opposable thumbs? A thought I consider as I eat apple crisp standing in front of the fridge.