#CNNNYE My mistress’ family can’t get enough of your antics Anderson Copper!!

The security of our country is a bargain at any price, unlike the health of our citizens, which is too expensive at most prices.

Leftists need to understand that Medicare for All is too big of a leap: careful incrementalism is the only way. As Democrats, our job is to build change at a slow enough pace that Republicans have the time and support they need to quickly dismantle it

Acyn Hoodlum 🇺🇸 "Wait, wait, we've got a slow-mo replay on that"

Antifa is now hacking into tweeter accounts and sending ads about discounted “ray bands”!!!! Ignore the liberal handouts and purchase the spectacles like God intended it: full price!!!

It’s very simple. Thailand is pronounced thigh land in British English. And Dinesh is pronounced “sucks trump dick because the boot is already licked clean” worldwide. #Thailand #Thighland

Trump, daddycakes, will you please take me to thighland and pleasure me like my first wife failed to do?

Kamala Harris descended from slave owners (slave owners never raped their slaves. They just underpaid them) and republicans never descended from slaves because Lincoln was republican. Tom Cotton descended from cotton candy. Read the Bible it’s all in there. #Kamala #bible

So there I was, ogling my half-white (sadly) daughter, and pleasuring myself to the Ingraham Angle, when a SNOWFLAKE challenged me in the marketplace of ideas. Like any champion of the First Amendment, I promptly blocked him. Hopefully Daddy Trump notices!!!🇱🇷

YOU SAY YOU LIKE THE POLICE. NAME FIFTEEN OF THEIR SONGS. #Debates2020

I AM TRUMP AND I LOVE SOLICITATION. ASK STORMY. #Debates2020

hey america don't worry about the president getting coronavirus it's actually a good thing. to help you relax, here's our weirdly dry, crusty vp with an exploding eyeball and covered in flies.

cnn is going to make some bold proclamation in February that they will no longer report on Trump tweets then have half his former campaign staff on in the next 72 hours