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thesarcyunicorn

@noodleheadposts

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calendar_today19-07-2015 14:04:17

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10 years ago

Fact

Fact
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10 years ago

no offense but i want to set you on fire

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10 years ago

mood = need money

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10 years ago

if only being a bitch payed the bills

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10 years ago

Twitter has taught me how to use ">" and "<" better than math did.

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10 years ago

how do parents expect good grades when i push a pull door

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10 years ago

Sunday's are for eating junk food, cuddles and laying in bed 👫🐷

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10 years ago

When you eat the whole pizza by yourself

When you eat the whole pizza by yourself
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10 years ago

I always wake up from a nap either angry, confused or angry

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10 years ago

i like clothes more than most people

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10 years ago

Finally 🦄🦄🦄🦄🦄🦄🦄🦄🦄🦄

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10 years ago

Guilty 😬🦄

Guilty 😬🦄
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10 years ago

I don’t play hard to get I play hard to get rid of

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10 years ago

When you want to buy more clothes but you're broke AF 😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊

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10 years ago

Albert is having a s*** day!

Albert is having a s*** day!
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10 years ago

r u nemo? bc u should get lost

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10 years ago

Me minding my own business and enjoying life

Me minding my own business and enjoying life
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10 years ago

Effort should be appreciated, not ignored.

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10 years ago

Is there anything uglier than emojis on androids?

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10 years ago

Only 120 sleeps until Christmas ⛄️🎅🏻🎅🏼🎅🏽🎅🏾🎅🏿🎁