Defense wants gag gifts provided to the officer after the incident included in discovery. One is a plushie sandwich and another is a patch that says, if I heard correctly, “Felony Footlong.” Sounds like we won’t end up seeing these physically but will hear them described.

dudes mopping in the replies but this is such a made up problem lmao everybody has insane preferences in the abstract that dissolve the moment u actually run into real people, which aren’t just an amalgamation of characteristics

Save me optimized kelp Optimized kelp save me

Me (lives in South Carolina) whenever I see a picture of Mamdani

EVERY NEW ELECTION RESULT I SEE AHHHHHH

Establishment Democrats Just Not Sure if Mamdani Went About Decisive, Crushing Victory the Right Way: ow.ly/FoIW50Xn9Oo

(after three beers) Do you guys ever feel sorta.. empty? Like you're housing a malevolent entity as a passenger in your body but have no identity or will of your own Friend 1: you're probably just a husk man Friend 2: vessel alert

This map is highly misleading. In the American electoral system, votes don't influence policy.

On top of everything else, pushing the slot machine button thousands of times to get one usable clip sounds like a miserable "creative process."

“Billionaires will leave if you tax them,” is a myth created by billionaires so you won’t tax them.

me when i read allegory damn this reminds me of ideas

This sociopath is literally saying, "Yeah, I'm making billions building up a bubble, but that's okay, because when it bursts, the American taxpayers will bail me out, so I can keep making more billions." Hard to even find words for the depravity of these MFers.

Nevermind we figured it out!

Extremely funny when research shows knowing more about AI makes people less likely to use it "Lower Artificial Intelligence Literacy Predicts Greater AI Receptivity" - Stephanie M. Tully, Chiara Longoni, Gil Appel, 2025 share.google/Cr6cZDT9FivUoE…

It’s just so weird how every single time republicans are about to totally self destruct democrats rush in and do something that bails them out. Probably nothing.

All this so they can hold healthcare over your heads for the midterms like they did with Roe V Wade—and you see what happened with that. Democrats are useless to everyone except republicans.

Democrats Sick Of Being Blamed For Cowardice On Issues They Actually Just Don’t Care About theonion.com/democrats-sick…