Watched The Surgery - Comedy tonight at Exeter Chiefs. Great entertainment. All acts - Danny Posthill, Nigel Lovell, Jenny Hart Comedy & Karen Bailey - were top notch. Noel Brodie was fantastic too

Did a gig last night where there were a LOT of retired teachers. No problem, but they’ve all gone on holiday in half term! Retired teachers, you can now go on holiday WHENEVER THE F**K YOU WANT! 😂 As you were x

Wow, what a date! 22-2-22 This won’t happen again until the 33rd of March, 2033!

Sancho’s celebration is called the ‘Jim Bowen’ - Have a look at what you could’ve won!

Alright United, don’t take the piss. We’ve got Goal Difference to think about!

Talks have concluded, all parties are satisfied, so I can now confirm a new deal has been agreed. Bournemouth Pavilion Theatre, you’re stuck with me at least until January 2025! Can’t wait to get started on this year’s show already!

Fernandez’s contract extension has been on the news all day! Have they not seen Encanto??

One of those beautifully rare occasions when one can walk to work 😎 #standupcomedy #standupcomedian #london #standupclub #westend

Noel Brodie cheers Noel 😁 - great show from the north wales family! 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 Hoburne #hoburnenaish

Noel Brodie such an amazing comedian and had me in absolute stitches🤣 even got a photo!🤪 Thank you for being so lovely!!🥰 #morenomore #goldencoast #holiday

I see Man Utd’s first game under Ten Hag is against Rayo Vallecano. I reckon she beats them in straight sets!

Misheard lyrics… Nirvana- Lithium ‘I’m so horny, that’s ok my Willy’s good’

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Do I know anyone who knows anyone who might have a holiday home available on the following; July 27th-30th, anywhere in Dorset or the New Forrest Aug 1-5, Isle of Wight 2 adults, 3 children and a dog! Feel free to tag, like, share this with anyone who might be able to help me

Claudia Schiffer,Steffi Graf, Heike Drechsler, Heidi Klimt, Private Helga Geerhart, Henning Wehn, Jurgen Klopp, Kuntz, Herr Flick,Sadler, David Hasselhoff, Herbie, Scheizenhausen, Lederhosen, Four Sprung Duck Technique, Towels on sunbeds, walls,your girls took one helluva beating

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Thank you! I loved it! #KevsDead

Thank you, what I blast I had with you lot! #KevsDead

THE GYPSY KING IS HERE TO STAY!!! World Boxing Council @frankwarren_tv