Stuck on the platform at Haymarket station, AGAIN! Scotrail might as well not bother. Anyone want to buy a rail franchise?

And there goes an empty train!

Shall I tweet I'm about to be a a Daddy again? Why not no one follows me! 11 years of trying, with IVF and adoption behind us, it's a shock.

@alanbissett try rocking to sleep to Club Foot by Kasabian. Worked for me!

I'm playing WordBrain and I've just reached brain size 6740! #WordBrain #words