AWS engineers right now

Practicing on the way to a gig.

🚨 BREAKING: Republican NYC mayoral candidate Curtis Sliwa announces he is 'not dropping out under any circumstance'

the king is here

I’ve got bad news for the people who were protesting last week…

Our kids hate our Halloween costume.

This happened to me a week ago

Sir, please…the name of the street. I can’t zoom in anymore…

14 years later…

PARENTS: please check your kid's candy this halloween - i just found an 18-month enterprise salesforce contract with AI features and a $100k early breakup fee inside this snickers bar

Favorite thing I learned at Alabama today is their visiting locker room is named the Fail room. It’s named after a real donor, who requested his name to not go anywhere else. Bama honored it, long live Dr. Fail.

Real white boys know Peter is hang dried and not thrown in the dryer

Starving food stamp recipients won’t be able to get their free Nespresso pods delivered next week. Republicans are monsters.

Men have simple pleasures in life. 😳😲😎

Remember to vote tomorrow in New York! Bear in mind that a vote for Curtis is really a vote for Mumdumi or whatever his name is. VOTE CUOMO!

I may of had a few beers at lunch, but I am pretty sure I just saw Steve from blue clues on the subway