They can all fuck off. I'm never resigning. I let that mouse into the room to show I'm still needed

Woohoo, I've got the place to myself as David and George are off to China. Do they eats cats there? I'm going to look to eat @LDNMouse

Err. Smelly students protesting just up the street. Would go and piss on their shoes but wouldn't make them smell any worse

#DEMO2010 Heard that Cleggy is going to get scruffy and go and join the protest

Just been hanging with Justin Bieber.

OMG. A bunch of kids from the No. 10 creche just got hold of me and petted me half to death. Fancy the cinema later. What should I see?

I wonder what the #psychicoctopus tastes like? once asked him who would win the election. put half his tentacles in Con and half in Lib Dem

Georgie O is a very happy man. Was able to sit on his lap for a stroke earlier. Was only a little blofeld like.

Heard rumours of plans to burn civil servants to save energy @Final_Countdown: All 2playfor Whitehall Energy Showdown http://goo.gl/8w7j.

Been playing with dc. Driving me wild with a ball of wool while he should be practicing for pmqs tomorrow

Saw a ginger rodent today. No it wasn't Danny, just a red squirrel in the garden. Quite irnoic really, Harman smelt of mouse droppings.

Liars http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-12265112 That rat is going to get it tho.

Sorry for the silence for so long. Coulson was a dog lover......

Was a shame about Johnson going. We used to role play with me as Jess and him as Postman Pat. #scandalsthatshouldneverseethelightofday

Sorry about the economy everyone. Will go and give Georgieboy a scratch to get him to buck up his ideas

Coulson goes and No. 10 starts talking sense.Didn't take me long to get them back on track. http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-12265112

Don't you even think about it.Can't have no fucking tabby at No.10.If he comes near he'll get a bashing. http://tinyurl.com/6ygwyqm

Up early to cause some mischief with valentines cards. Going to make Eric pickles think he is a stud muffin

So I'm going public. They're going to claim that I'm new but that is just spin. They are taking the piss though my name isn't Larry

Miaow. I think my phone has been hacked as well. The mice round here have been blackmailing me with some dodgy stories from my Blair days