bird 1: uh oh bird 2: don’t worry he only has one stone

you may only have one of the two

Bruh imagine living in Staten Island

thinking about glass snapple bottles

Bubbleboy was a good ass movie

No one could make you break like Norm Macdonald. Hilarious and unique. Fuck cancer.

RIP

Maybe FB IG will stay down forever and we can meet at the park again to play ball

I fucking hate mosquitos

Nicholas im too sweet

found out farmers often protect their young cows from frostbite by using special earmuffs and i mean just look at them

Back on #Twitter, one reason and one reason only! Go follow my sisters #art work! Support local artists! NFT Creator. NFT Creator. NFT Creator.

I'm putting together a team

why would I want furniture from a century that was mid

Igor gotta replace Eric adams after this

Are we calling him Robo Copp yet? #NYR

Happy Saturday folks 🫶🏻

The year is 2024. You walk into your local coffee shop. A latte costs $12. You have the choice of tipping 75%, 95%, or 125%. You sheepishly tap "75%" and feel bad about yourself. The barista shakes his head in disgust.

QUICKIE IN HIS SCORPION ERA.