Oh nothing… Just closing the 47 browser tabes I have open. What r u up 2?

How do you be not tired?

My retirement plan is to have a savings account I forgot about fir 40 years…and it’s not overdrawn

What do cereal companies think marshmallows are?

I come to twitter for honest conversation about open AI. Real eye opening

What if I broke my ankle trying to do that hover walk dance? Would that make you happy, mom?

You think that gun fight would be as infamous if it took place at the okie dokie corral?

It should be called drānyes, no?

I miss old fun Twitter. This shit sucks so bad.

Imagine being on the internet the first day of 2407. It’s gonna be awful

analytics is the joy killer

eating chips by the handful watching the 5000m race peak self loathing

I miss the beginning of summer when, for 12 hours, I had a huge mustache

My worms? Brain

Capitalism is cool. It's showed me what it feels like to watch the timer on my phone count down as I shove food in my mouth. Beautiful

When you lost all your juice and you can't figure out how to make new juice

Watching old people use the self checkout lane like Austin Powers waking up from the goo

Everyone at this dave's hot chicken has that "I can't believe I just spent $20 on a chicken sandwich" look on their face.

Getting older is the impulse to describe things as "slick"