0 cases of covid this week eh, Covid, More like No-vid, am i right??????? #sogood #LOLstopNitinstop #ohNitin #hilariousNitin #HAHANitin #HeheNitin #LMAONitin #ROFLNitin

One of my pet peeves, is when someone has made two different facebook accounts, and i got to physically check which one i am supposed to leave a happy birthday post on #goodguyNitin #slowdownwiththeaccounts #Delete

Mindblown: its almost like someone who calls someone else a "snowflake" after posting something offensive, might be offended that someone had the gall to speak up and call them out on it, and be lacking a sufficient argument/excuse, in most cases? #woah #easyonthenamecalling

When i was a child, my neighbours laughed at me for wearing a mask, pretending to be sub zero, scorpion or reptile, from Mortal Kombat, and here we are now in 2020 where the mask has become the norm, again Nitin was ahead of his time #fridaythoughts

Since the beer tent is cancelled, i plan on recreating my grad party, from August 2007, featuring the recreation of the fight that took place at that event, I shall hold a press conference later this week, for further details #grads07 #yourewelcome

At 1 time my twitter was called revolutionary, we are now in a time where posts about styrofoam plates, gail benoit, and donut reviews are all the rage and i cant compete, time to hang up the boots or perhaps take a paper and pen, jot down some new ideas and return even better

On top of retiring from twitter, i might deactivate fb as well, please take a moment and reflect on great moments as 504 likes, the shameless house pic, Ice bucket challenge at the jello tree, and many pics of my moustache,all receiving 100 plus likes, Also happy bday 2 u all!

All these complaints about the masks are kinda annoying, yet noone mentioned how they take up room in your pant pockets, causing me to switch to cargo shorts ugh, on the plus has anyone noticed how unreal my eyebrows are, as the mask has made them more prominent #thankyou #Nitin

I think i might start my own group chat, where we talk about anyone not in the group chat, i bet i could come up with wikid burns LMAO, anyone wanna join, prob in your best interest maybe? #JK #IkidIkid

Weird how last year i Mc'd a wedding for the first time ever, and ppl are still roaring at the jokes i wrote and told, prob one of the best performances i can recall from anyone really, like am i really that good, AM I????????????????????????????? #Nitin #YES

I tried to make a little extra cash on the side by completing online surveys, so far I made $3.25 in 4 hours #pizzatnmaybe

Whats up with ppl on my social media going to the beach today and taking vids, or going out for dinner with friends?? Lol you guys do realize there is a hurricane, yanno 100 ft waves, happening right? On top of that, there's also a pandemic, some ppl eh, stay at home plz #jokes

Everyone debating on if wearing a mask makes a difference in reducing the transmission or not, and yet noone asked if p<.05, thus making it statistically significant and we can reject the null hypothesis that the mask doesn't make a difference, I took stats out CBU, just saying

Is burger week a casualty of the pandemic this year too? Because I've been dying for someone to put a pep and cheese slice and a pouting on my cheeseburger for 15$ with a purchase of a craft beer #wishfulthinking

I don't know about everyone else, but I flip if I wish someone a happy birthday on Facebook and they don't like or comment back, like WTFFFFF?????? #Enjoythewish #ok

Yanno from Mcing weddings, to hosting diaper party after diaper party, to organizing golf tournaments, its like all of Nitins mega events get rave reviews, its like everything nitin does is Just toooo sweeeeeettttt #nWo4life #NitinWorldOrder

No new cases of covid td eh, COVID, more like NOVID am I right??????? #laughs #goodtimes

Little late, and first tweet in a while, but Ben askren eh, more like Ben ASSKICKED am I right? Haha #knockedout

Nothing more awkward than realizing you are the 21st person at a table #restrictions #covid #novascotia

RT Dr. Jen M: This is how you know it’s bad out there: fishing boats (orange arrows and diamonds) all going home