but what if it all works out

In the Mood for Love Wong Kar-wai 2000

OH

how it feels going to a straight man for advice

hopebaiting myself everyday

your lips my lips uncle chips

If you're in college right now, there's only 1 advice I have for you - Find your life partner while you're in college!! People will say oh that's too young to decide but you got to attempt it. Once you get out, the chances to meet someone organically drop by 90%.

Paul Thomas Anderson still haunted by fumbling Fiona Apple, as he should be

school was soo funny like wdym kal school me oral hai

Arranged marriages have lately become a hoe rehabilitation program.

employed with an unemployed aura

Yes babe I’m good at economics, I know beer and cigarettes are complementary goods

parasite subplot unfolding in mumbai, only difference being that even the rich don’t have proper drainage so everyone is suffering.

Why to have children when I can adopt cats 👩🏻‍❤️‍💋‍👩🏻 my billu my baby 😘

Hot women are the backbone of the economy. Everyone works all day to make money to spend on hot women and therefore if there were no hot women no one would work

all the hot ppl are sick rn

bring back just going to each others houses yaar i can’t do cafes anymore pls

BDSM in ghazal terms would be rough-ta rough-ta woh meri hasti ka saman ho gaye

adulting is realizing you can’t skip work like you skipped class