Dick so good it makes her alternate between puppygirl and catgirl with every thrust

Opening up drafts to pull out a banger

people always talk about visiting oomf but no one ever talks about the walk of shame after doing so when you're covered in hickeys and bruises so everyone knows what you two did

It's now been one day without oomf... suffering from severe cuddle withdrawals

listening to different types of music is amazing cause oomf had me surprised by not knowing Losing My Religion by R.E.M. while she was surprised I had no idea who the Living Tombstone was

need a puppygirl who spins around a few times before lying down in her bed

Heavy is the face that wears the ass

Slimegirl fleshlight

people will ask dumb questions like "do you think she likes me?" meanwhile they've been talking to her on discord for this long

Whenever I feel bad I just think about how I didn't buy an NFT in 2021

this must feel so good

how your e-mail finds me

if half life 3 gets announced at the video game awards I'll fuck a follower

Girl goes to highbie. Says she doesn't pass. Says she's a brick and a hon, she feels like she will never make Highbie says, Don't worry. The great tgirl Pagliapuppy is doing an AMA tonight. Go and ask her, it should help. Girl bursts into tears and says, But,, I am Pagliapuppy

Am I pathetic enough that a hot girl telling me to play her favourite game will make me buy it? Maybe

I've had a cough for a few days, been seeing this weird deer too

Oh wow I just accidentally played Expedition 33 for like 10 hours

Was supposed to get so much work this week but instead I've been playing Expedition 33 for 10 hours a day

turns out all I needed to be happy is a girl teasing me over text while I'm at work >.< it's peak,,,

if you ragebait hard enough she WILL hatefuck you