So if they both muster knights and archers in their respective dukedoms then advance at similar speeds, the battle will take place somewhere on the northern fringe of London, maybe in car park at the Waltham Cross Homebase

WalesOnline 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 Entirely inaccurate headline. Most of the town is located away from the flood risk area, particularly the high st & majority of houses. This kind of reporting really affects high st footfall and a tricky time if year. After early road closures, Crickhowell is open for business.

Somebody thought they were too important to obey the bollards. THINK AGAIN MR BENTLEY. #WorldBollardAssociation

It takes 3.2 seconds to RT and help find her missing mum Nicola Bulley who was last seen walking her dog near a Lancashire river she was last seen on the morning of Jan 27 walking her dog on a towpath by the River Wyre off Garstang Road please call 116 000 with any information

Brian Moore The Kings Head Hotel Abergavenny is showing the service on their big screen for those of us without tickets. Please retweet.

Marc Bennett-Jones 😂😂😂 Dozens and dozens of mums lined up at the side of a kids rugby game every sunday morning. I keep thinking they’re on the bench

If you’re at Murrayfield for #SCOvWAL today please join the #8thminuteOvation to remember Siobhan Cattigan who died in November 2021 aged just 26, having won 19 caps for her country. Show the SRU the value of respectfully doing the right thing. #rememberSiobhan #SixNations2023

A staff nurse who was looking after two rooms of six beds and assisting in triage in another room. What a horrible position to be put in.

The police’s job is to protect us. They’ve failed so hard at their job that women are told to flag down buses if they're in danger - and that rape is a “non-emergency-enquiry” which can be reported online. No wonder only 41% of women trust individual officers.

Probably the best thing you'll see today. In 2017, a group of developers hilariously competed for who could create worst volume control interface in the world. The results 🧵 1/22

Boris Johnson has arrived. He was dressed by a gibbon this morning, as is tradition.

This #WorldBloodCancerDay, I’m supporting @BloodCancer_UK to raise awareness of blood cancer. Despite being the 5th most common cancer, it doesn't get enough attention. Help us raise the profile and find out why it matters so much here. bloodcancer.org.uk/WBCD2023

Where’s that shirt Nike now when you need it? #Lionesses

Until not that long ago, the best pants in the world were made in #Wales. Factories closed, but the people and their wonderful skills remained. With your help, we’d like to restart underwear manufacturing in Wales! Explore our campaign here: bit.ly/47Z3cmB

Yes I wonder what's most important. The fact that one of the US presidential candidates is a bit doddery, or the fact that the other one is a deranged fucking lunatic. It's so hard to tell.

Her name was Emma Caldwell, not sex worker. Appalling headlines on the Sky News app.

I am challenging Nigel Farage MP to a live TV debate on the benefits of Brexit. If he refuses, it will confirm the fact that he sent Britain up shit creek without a paddle.

until the day i die i will never understand how this wasn’t the end of it