euuuugh last night I neglected to stretch after my workout and woke up to my left pec cramping up like crazy. Like it was ROCK HARD and tense and I could NOT get it to relax. Plus it's really hard to massage your own mantiddy when your tiddy on the other side is also sore

Dionysus is a trans-affirming himbo confirmed. 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️

I need more of these tiddy enhancing tank tops.

I just saw a pic of two dudes sucking the same cock and they're like "Whoa isn't this an indirect kiss?" You dudes are sucking cock in a bathroom stall and you're a-titter over the idea of your lips touching something someone else's lips have just touched? Make it make sense.

This feels like the Juicero of medical tech.

Dudes Manarchy was amazing. We got a sexy strip show from a dude dressed as Waluigi who disemboweled a Luigi pinata and ate its gooey red guts.

Flashback to the time I got the weirdest handjob ever during a threesome. Seriously why would you grip the base then rub the top of someone's dick with your palm. Are you waiting for a fucking magic genie to pop out and grant wishes?

AHHH FUCK I GOT A DROP OF CHILI SAUCE IN MY EYE Slurping some noodles and one of the slippery fuckers flicked a droplet right in my face.

I keep getting ads for these bondage practice dolls and I really wish it would stop. This shit is such nightmare fuel. They even have an internal bone structure jfc.

Had dinner at a friend's bc they wanted to try out their new stand mixer ravioli maker attachment. Thing needed three people at once to operate and it still mangled the ravioli, so I busted out my Azn dumpling making skills as a flex. I've been doin' this since I was six dude!

I know I've mentioned this before but God I love my gym. So many cute fit Asian guys. I just walked past an Asian dude with bleach blond but close cropped hair so he kinda has that delinquent vibe. :3

Introduced a buddy to Food Wars (Shokugeki no Soma) after getting him into cooking and this is how he repays me. >:(

Chatting with an online friend about bee facts and they drop this golden nugget.

I've been increasingly uncomfortable with this platform, but given recent events I think I'm going to accelerate my shift over to BlueSky. Please give me a follow if you wanna share in my silly queer nonsense. bsky.app/profile/ninjas…

SNKのピークがTVスペシャルで 餓狼伝説のアニメやってた頃だと 思うのは多分オレだけ？ いやSNKは基本アクションや シューティング系しかないイメージで 且つ難易度が高そうだから 基本アクションヘタレだから 敷居が高くてゲーム自体ほとんど プレイしてないしNEOGEOは あのお値段だったからねぇ💦