I will ascend to Heaven; I will raise my throne above the tears of faggots, and I will dismantle every news station from the top down throughout Babylon. I will ascend above Satan; I am with the Most High.

It goes without sayin I'm unvaccinated, do somethin about it

I bet it sometimes hurts to piss

There should never be an opportunity to drop a Toaster Strudel on poop

Why is it cool to be unhealthy or a queer?

I know you slammed the toilet seat to make it seem like your head wasn't in the back of the toilet you poop huffer

*sigh* ..What kind of assault? 😑

In October 2023, Joe Biden will be destroyed for ordering the Florida police to kill me and the Rapture will follow it. Daniel 11:20

In November 2023, all living Christians will be raptured

Anything for a click

This world is so bad

If you're too stupid to figure it out on your own, the vaccine and the pressure that comes with it is to ease you into gettin the Mark of the Beast

How do you disagree with me?

You only work with faggots for money

The Mark of the Beast won't save you from being starved and tortured and it sure as hell won't keep your head attached to your body. For all you know, you sold your soul for 10 minutes of life but now you're goin to hell for an eternity.

All I wanna do is make music, play mind games with my wife, and make your life hell

How are you a punk?

The kitchen shouldn't be an obstacle course

How does a shower turn into a bath?