Does everyone else get really horny when they see a mouth now?

I reviewed some shoes kinda. youtu.be/cXCu8un_lvU

In this one I eat baby lotion youtu.be/WevzvSPOvd4

Watch me eat some hot sauce in thrilling HD youtu.be/oeorCXdpFnw

Wow my hair looks ok today. I should brush it and turn it into a frizzy hell-fired birds nest

“I’m here live, I’m not a cat,” says lawyer after Zoom filter mishap “I can see that,” responds judge

I would like to purchase a filter for my ears which allows me to never have to hear anyone say “daddy” in a sexual manner ever again

Wish there was about 8000 more buttons I’d have to push before getting gas

What's your title if you end up on the news?

So is Twitter spelled “X” but pronounced “Kyle” now?

I will kill one Britney staff member every day until someone hands her a goddamn q-tip and tells her she has mascara under her eyes

Me as a teenager finally seeing a real life penis, “I don’t know that this looks that much like the drawings, guys.”

There are people who can eat a mint. And then there are people who’s entire persona changes into a person who eats mints.

Yall let’s free Britney thisll be so great!! {Britney’s demons}

Tell your kids they're gonna swallow 20 iguanas in their sleep so when they find out its spiders it doesn't seem so bad

I don't even like sleep, it's just the only way I can eat spiders

Judge: "pls describe the criminal" Me: "she had them apple bottom jeans" Lawyer: "and boots with the fur?" {the whole jury lookin at her}