Im coming with you!!! Howve you been babe I miss you xoxo. Anyway I'm gonna watch sims 4 gameplay and wish I had a pc.

How the fuck do you have a sick body and a motherfucking crater face?! Words smack like a belt, leaving no bruise to show it was real.

bit.ly/42C93Ly Make sure you tag all ya friends tomorrow... Thanks. Unfuckingreal.

Im full of energy might have to chop a tree down. #mature #flirt

bit.ly/451jNEX Haha very welcome.

bit.ly/3M6uUUr Your comments are fucking stupid and you clearly have no sense of humor. Good job weirdo that shit makes my usually wet pussy dry right up. #clit

Didn't think I could hate a "holiday" more than christmas but here we are.

Day 5 and 10 minutes: *sends nudes to 52 closest male friends* I'm a lil tipsy hahaha. If you ever need to feel pretty, just go to a local fair. #homeporn #cumtribute #nude

*fans self*. At work: yes my head is feeling much better in car: drinks half bottle of cold medicine there that oughtta do it. #sexbomb #gangbang #nopanties

This is a given from you. Sorry, I don't speak emoji DMs.

I'm dying my hair red soon.

Love conquers everything except a toothache after the anbesol wears off. I feel like I should start trying to want you less. Me to tacos.

I never board her either. Unfortunately she needs surgery and they have to keep her there.

Haha I just had that song on!! I shake my ass a little extra when you're around.

bit.ly/3Of0F0a Him: I think I'm falling in love with you. Me: I'm sure it's just the tits.

Spinach artichoke dip can cure depression. Go ahead, ask me how I know.