Wearing a mask on the Metro Pros: protects from the gaggle of Indians surrounding me Cons: labeled as a libtard by people I don't know Loophole: cover my nose and audibly say "pee yew"

If Mikes busy with customers don't be afraid to let Jimmy and John take your sammy out back for doubleteam. #lateral #olereliable

It seems this account has been terminated. What could've been man #smh

Mark your calendars. On October 26, 2025 the overseas situation will hit American turf. Ayatollahs Jimmy and Dee Haslam will lead Browns Iran against Robert Kraft and his Iron Dome offensive line. Evacuate all medical tents and training rooms as bombs will be dropped there.

Department of Defense Confirms Hostile Action by Iran on U.S. Territory #ww3 #BREAKING

Watching the greatest show in sports. charles wentworth says the Party Animals might be riding a 6 game winning streak but they are no match for the Bananas. Truly cinema

Man rip lil tweezy he was rlly a pleasure to tha block 🕊️🕊️

If you look just a bit deeper blatant racism is surrounding us. Translation: No Chinese No fats No my buddy Mike the dawg No blacks No Indians No Muslims Outrageous that DC Metrorail is getting away with these segregationist policies.

Yes one Miller Lite with a little pecker if possible, thanks!

21 years ago today Entourage premiered on HBO. RETWEET if you’re ready for a reboot.

Totally #expand this bird legend for wearing frickin #ballhazers #quick

Creed was wrong and now my ankle hurts

Is this what you had in mind, Dean?

Roomates settled into a Tony Bennett-esc pace. Little do they know I got that Bay Retriever in me #upset #gonnapissmyself

Moms worried I'm falling through the cracks like that's not where the best legos in the bin are

Someone should invent a fork that can go in the microwave too so you don't have to take that cold ass bite to clean it off

At 12 years old, I couldn't fathom why anyone would do anything to their yard that would inhibit backyard football in any way. At 21, I still don't understand. Your fountain centerpiece is messing up my Cover 3 beater, Angela.

Thank you Snapchat I needed this today.