Whoever started reposting these fake promise posts abarikiwe zaidi

they knew they had to kill him at that point

sending me on an errand that needs constant communication, then the second i get there you suddenly stop picking up my calls.

I love when people tweet “you’ll never guess in a million years who…” and they’re absolutely correct

Mnakuanga na upuzi sana ,we should explain to you why Ruto must go will solve our problems kwani wewe ni tourist Kenya?

I love people who make it so obvious that they like you. Life is already hard, no need for all the pretending😭

We are waiting for typed proceedings

the bob is being connected to her eye liner??!!

When Pluto was demoted from planet status

Sometimes you have to read opposing counsel's papers to find out who your client really is.

Stranded astronauts thinking they successfully made it to one of the planets safely only to discover they have landed on the Gilgil-Nyahururu road.

Estoy devastado por ese último espiral

Your chances of being able bodied your entire life are slim to none. It is always in your best interest to advocate for a more accessible world.

Ministry ya sports hawajui hata kulikuwa na swimming competition...

I haven't used MPESA this week. All thanks to that new app. I couldn't have done it without you, Safaricom PLC! ♥️♥️🎉🎉♥️♥️

a decoração de estante mais foda que eu já vi

Human Nature might very well be the most beautiful song ever written.