He saved his greatest fight for last.

Level 1. Lower class ($0) Level 2. Working class (-$10k) Level 3. Middle class (-$100k) Level 4. Upper middle class (-$1M) Level 5. Upper class (-$10M) Level 6. The superrich (-$100M)

"...in one of his personal fighter jets" This is what America's Founding Fathers meant when they said 'the right to bear arms'.

I'd be more comfortable with our looming AI overlords if they weren't being developed by polyamorous effective altruists who support policies that result in shit all over the streets.

The only levels that have sex are Level 1 and Level 6.

The elites won't tell you this but you can make your own baked beans

My No. 1 investment tip is to start with a lot of money.

Anyone ever met a freakish looking person who was actually good? Piercings etc. don't count, got to be phizz.

One day toupees will come into fashion. Obvious toupees that are not pretending to be real hair. You saw it here first.

I hate when old people tell young people everything in their future will be awful. Work is fine, good for the soul. Kids are fun. Building/owning a house is wonderful. Marriage is life's great engine of happiness for those who choose carefully. And if not, no need to be bitter.

I wouldn't break up with a girl just for not knowing who Mao is, but if she were a Mandarin teacher that's a bit of a worry.

To raise your nation's fertility rate, you need to be Mali maxxing

This week's roundup of interesting things from around the traps: Word from the Dark Side – Hooters diplomat, intern brat, AI band spat and a film worth looking at (Link in reply)

You're not suffering mental health problems, you just need a cup of tea.

Bizarre love triangle: