Adam Deats 🌕

Every day around midnight, I'm shocked to find out it's only 6pm

What if when we stretched, our dogs suddenly developed a baby voice and said “oooooh what a good stretch! Who’s a good stretcher, you are!!”

Doesn’t it seem like buses should be busses

She’s an icon

This is Scooter. He just walked in and untied your shoes. Wants to know what you're going to do about it. 12/10

I’m in tears

The tears keep coming why is this so funny

ARE THE PEOPLE OVER AT LINKEDIN OK????

Does PNC Park have the best backdrop in sports? What are the other contenders?

WE FOUND THE PHOTO

This is Pearl. She's in doggy jail on five counts of furglary, disorderly pawnduct, snacketeering, disturbing the leash, and arson. 12/10

i have been crying for 30 minutes 😭

the government after sending out the national alert two minutes early

This is Bear. He doesn't have time to explain. Needs you to get out of the way, stat. 12/10 not questioning it

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2019 wasn’t 2 years ago, it was half a decade ago