only one person can figure out what’s happening with kate middleton

To celebrate this announcement, I’m offering a signed copy of the lovely new edition of CHOCOLAT to someone on my feed today! RT and follow to enter. I’ll choose the winner at random. (Draw closes at midnight.) #Vianne

Marchioness of Cholmondeley

Me after over analyzing every photo and conspiracy theory about Kate Middleton

You know it in your heart to be true.

and that hairline didn’t move not once

ABBA won Eurovision 50 years ago today.

Artists dancing to baby lasagna 😍❤️ #Eurovision2024

Silvester and his dancers/team at 5 am this morning 😂🥹

Maybe the key to winning the televote is… guyliner

We are so back

You do not talk about procrastination club.

Sure weren’t you on J1 in San Francisco? Just put in your CV and say “Look, I have the experience, I’d like to be the President of the United States of America”. Thats all you have to say. You never know.

Maggie Smith in Death on the Nile appreciation post

“This is Molé, the orphaned baby sloth” Molé: 🙃

CAN WE BE SO SERIOUS.

It’s Day 30 of my futile one-woman crusade to keep real images popping up on your feed rather than AI. Look for the light 🧡

A convicted felon was just reelected president. There's no rules anymore. I've started pronouncing the L in salmon