Middle Class America: "thank you for your service" to baby killers "get a real job" to service industry workers This is why I say "fuck society." Society is fake. It's a bunch of war criminals who play golf and imagine they are honorable and noble.

Why did Barbie get made into a satirical comedy but GI Joe and Transformers don't have a hint of irony as giant pro-military propaganda trash heaps? I just want a GI Joe movie directed by Paul Verhoven. Or a Transformers movie directed by David Cronenberg.

If I had the money I'd build a facade of a restaurant on a strip all that has no interior. It's just a door that leads to an open empty lot outside. It would be called "All You Can Eat" with a graphic logo of The Microwave Background Radiation map of the sky

If I could be a super hero I would be Golden Calves I would wear a one piece coverall white spandex suit with gold on the back of my lower legs. My powers would be getting people to worship me.

anyone who runs a staffing agency (temp agency) belongs in prison forever.

This leak is all the proof you need that forcing websites and apps to store sensitive user information to verify ID is only a liability and a danger to the public

it seems like 2015 was the year the year everyone turned retarded

get you a girl who refers to your testicles as her chin rest