Rum soaked macademia nuts... yum

Just found out that some drunk wrote an unauthorized biography about me and my family! Some nerve!

sometimes when I have a hard time falling asleep, I count nuts

stayed up way too late reading that unauthorized bio... it's very accurate!

Picard's new girlfriend... her name is Phoebe.

Nutella in the bedroom. Try it.

Maybe next year today will be our day...

MOSH night at Raph's! We had to promise Sammy we'd bring back soap and pizza.

Way too much tequilla. I snuck out to hunt for nuts against Raph's warnings and almost got eaten by an owl. 😬

Someone has taken a small stash I had hidden in a planter inside the foyer. Not cool. 😭

😲 it was KAGE! I asked him why he would do me like that and he laughed in my face and disappeared! wtf!

My nuts are being used for crafts. 🥺 I got into it with Kage and Sammy intervened and said they had been using this website called Pinterest...

All that damn angel's fault for giving us cell phones. He owes me.

Sorry I've been quiet. I had a bad case of the squirrel flu. You do NOT want to know about it.

Ask me anything.